I like vampires - they're brooding fashionable, and pale, which you can't argue with, except for the latter. Gay men, on the other hand, are boy crazy, outrageous, and tan. This is pretty ideal. I love gay men in a friendship and non-friendship sense. I can completely subscribe to yesterday's New York Time's article about how to young girls ,unavailable vampires are the new gay man. You want what you can't have.
Almost completely unrelated, I absolutely despise Roxy from The City. She's something you can definitely have, but that you also don't want. She looks like Megan Fox after 13 botched face lifts and has a worse personality than Janice from Friends. After doing a bit of research, I found out she's a failed actress, appearing in nothing more than 3 episodes of Brothers and Sisters. She probably played a prostitute or troubled friend or a Girl in Bar #3 when she appeared on the show anyway.
Better yet, she has Twitter account, in which she discusses her carnival themed 16th birthday party and yearns to recreate it. Maybe she's bitter she didn't have a Bat Mitzvah, but it just seems like bragging to me. Also, I'm unsure if Roxy is her real name, but if it is, her parents had to know they were creating a slut of a daughter. I bet she had her name in neon lights like a Coors Light sign above her bed as a child. Not to say I wouldn't be thrilled to have that as a child or now. I can also guarantee that at one point in her life she was either a bartender, cocktail waitress, or phone sex operator.
I want her to get killed off The City in a slippery rooftop denim shoot. Even it it's staged I could still go for watching this happen.
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